Chris Rock – B...
Everybody is talking about gun control. Got to control the guns. Fuck, that, I like guns. If you've got a gun, you don't need to ...
Chris Rock – B...
A bunch of girls think that you don't need no man to raise no child... shut the fuck up with the bullshit! Yeah, you can ...
Chris Rock – B...
What does daddy get for his hard work? The big piece of chicken at dinner! My mamma would kill us if one of us ate ...
Chris Rock – B...
Can you believe this? Kids from the Make a Dream Come True Foundation want their last wish to be a lap dance? Tell me, little boy, ...
Chris Rock – B...
I took the AIDS test... passed it... with a 65! Now, the scary thing about the AIDS test is that when you take it, you ...
Chris Rock – B...
When I was a kid, I had to be near-death to see a doctor, so my daddy got into the habit of putting Robitussin on ...
Chris Rock – B...
Doctors don't cure shit! They don't cure shit! The last disease doctors cured was polio, when's the last time you met someone with polio? "Why ...
Chris Rock – K...
"Barack" man, he doesn't let his blackness sneak up on you. Like if his name was Bob Jones or something like that, it might take ...
Chris Rock – K...
I'll tell you this right now, white people in here. If Barack Obama wins, if you have any activity in your life that involves black ...
Chris Rock – K...
I think pretty soon people gonna be fuckin' for gas. I think people already fuckin' for gas. Some of y'all in here tonight are fuckin' ...
Chris Rock – K...
When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. ...
Chris Rock – K...
How you gonna make decisions about the future when you ain't gonna be here? Related Videos:Chris Rock – Kill The Messanger 1 Chris Rock – Kill ...
Chris Rock – K...
I don't need a president with a bucket list! Related Videos:Chris Rock – Kill The Messanger 1 Chris Rock – Kill The Messanger 2 Chris Rock – ...
Chris Rock – K...
George Bush has fucked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president! People are like "give me a ...
Chris Rock – K...
I finally made it! Woo! Now let's hope I make it the fuck outta here! Related Videos:Chris Rock – Kill The Messanger 2 Chris Rock – ...