Life is Worth Loosin...
Don't you have a part of you, a part of you that secretly hopes everything gets worse? When you see a big fire on TV... ...
Life is Worth Loosin...
I think it's certainly apparent by now that one of the things I enjoy in life is excess... I like things that are excessive. I ...
Life is Worth Loosin...
It's called the American Dream. Because you have to be asleep to believe it. Related Videos:Life is Worth Loosing 1 Life is Worth Loosing 2 Life is ...
Life is Worth Loosin...
You wanna hear a really cool torture that the Romans invented? They also used it as a form of capital punishment, it's *really* creative. They ...
Life is Worth Loosin...
Human beings will do anything, anything. I am convinced. That's why when all those beheadings started in Iraq, it didn't bother me. A lot of ...
Life is Worth Loosin...
Do you realise, that right this second, right now somewhere around the world some guy is getting ready to kill himself. Isn't that great? Statistics ...
Life is Worth Loosin...
I'm a modern man. A man for the millenium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been ...
Back in Town 6...
See nobody can do it! You know why? Because chickens are decent people! You don't see chickens running around in drug gangs, do you? No, ...
Back in Town 5...
The two pandas in the zoo: do you care if they fuck? I don't. I have no emotional stake in panda fucking. It's like the Riot ...
Back in Town 4...
Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it were an actual event! I don't give a shit! If I cared about ...
Back in Town 3...
How come when it's with us, it's an 'abortion', and when it's with chickens it's an 'omelet'? People say life begins at conception, I say life ...
Back in Town 2...
If you're pre-born, you're fine, if you're pre-schooled, you're fucked. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life, these ...
Back in Town 1...
The longer you listen to this abortion debate, the more you hear the phrase "sanctity of life," "sanctity of life." You believe in it? Personally, ...
You Are All Diseased...
White people have no business playing the blues ever, at all, under any circumstances. What the fuck to white people have to be blue about? ...
You Are All Diseased...
It's ridiculous and it goes to ridiculous lengths! In prisons, before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol! [Laughter and applause] It's ...