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"Equestrian," by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought "Brokeback Mountain" should have been called "Two Equestrians." Related ...
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It's prejudice, and it's ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. But, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there's a group of ...
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There are people who believe that humans dinosaurs co-existed, that they roamed the Earth at the same time. There are museums that children go to, ...
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Whenever someone says they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I grab a fossil and say, "Fossil." And if they keep talking, I ...
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He's the president, the leader of the free world, and I am shmucky the clown! You mean to tell me, I would say something, and ...
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Because when you say "shit", it makes them cry. "Why didn't he say 'poopie'? Whhhhhyyyyy didn't he say 'poopie'?" Related Videos:Lewis Black – Red, White ...
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The most important part of travel, is when you come home. Because, that's when you see your country with new eyes. I was amazed to ...
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It was a really special winter wasn't it?... if you're a fucking moose! If you've got fur on your nuts it's been a fucking festival! I'm ...
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people... THREE ...
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Then of course, there's Dennis Kozlowski. He took from his company 463 million dollars because, well, he had to buy shit. Are you kiddin' me? ...
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These guys believe that a 350 billion dollar tax cut will stimulate the economy, and they are full of shit. Because they don't know what ...
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. Lactose intolerant milk? Kiss my dick! If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So what's ...